I recently purchased a new pair of jeans. I put them on for the first time a few minutes ago. The pocket felt weird, and thinking it was just the pocket fabric bunching up, I stuck my hand in to fix the problem. I was wrong. There was a condom in the pocket. It was in a wrapper, which is the only good thing about that situation. To make matters more confusing, the expiration date on the back of the condom is January 2007. I really want to throw the jeans away because that’s all kinds of gross and weird, BUT I’m poor and that’s a complete waste.
This is the condom in question. It’s messed up from the pre-wearing wash, but you can clearly see the expiration date.
It’s funny that those idiots from the science community think they just discovered that dinosaurs in the early-19th century. Now seriously, how stupid can people be?! How can you discover something that has existed since Adam and Eve? And these nimrods say that all dinosaurs died out like 65 trillion years ago? I’m a Christian, and even I know that number is insane, but leave it to science to brainwash the masses using “data” and “carbon dating”. You can’t tell how old a rock is without reading the Bible. We know from the Bible that the world is about 6,000 years old.
How can a 65 trillion year old rock exist, when the world doesn’t exist for about 65 trillion years? That’s stupid! Where you there 65 trillion years ago? NO YOU WEREN’T! YOU WERE NOT THERE YOU ANTI-COMMON SENSE FART BREATH!