Ugh…
-Andrew
SHELBY!!!
(Source: jmonster666, via fuckyeahdementia)
(via dapperanddandy)
Yeah, sounds good. (pause) Okay. (pause) I’ll be over in a little bit. I have to mow the wall first. (pause) Love you, too. Bye!
#firstworldproblems
(via veritaphobia)
Do you need a good disguise? Disgusted baby is your best bet.
EACH BABY IS INDIVIDUALLY HANDCRAFTED BY ARTIST, LANDON MEIER
BABIES ARE SIGNED AND NUMBERED AND COME WITH A DISPLAY STAND
BABIES ARE MADE FROM A HIGH QUALITY, EXTRA THICK LATEX
ONE SIZE FITS ALL
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This makes me think of Hyperbole and a Half.
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