Make me a sammich.

(via fuckyeahladygaga)

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Lemonhead Bread

Bread made with Lemonhead candy instead of raisons. 

(submitted by Hepworth) 

 I’m 87% certain this is how unicorn shit looks.

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The Sweaty Cowboy

Fried SPAM, peanut butter, bacon and cheddar cheese inside a sliced Twinkie. 

(submitted by Matt Brookens)

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The Oreo Cakester Pancake Breakfast

An Oreo Cakester dipped in pancake batter and deep fried, covered in chocolate syrup, powdered sugar and topped with a melted marshmallow.

(submitted by Alex Pritchett)

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The Melt Challenge 

Five pound grilled cheese with13 different cheeses, 3 slices of grilled bread served with fries and slaw. 

(submitted by Krystal via The Melt)

 Fuck cardiovascular heath, that sounds amazing.

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None at all! Thanks for the submission.

(submitted by imaguoy)

 I’m upset by the lack of Z-Snap.

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Pulled Pork & Mashed Potato Parfait

(submitted by Ann Whatever via Porky’s BBQ)

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PopTarts Sprinkly Ice Cream Bites

Sandwich ice cream between two Strawberry Milkshake PopTarts and garnish with rainbow sprinkles.

(submitted by Mandy S. via PopTarts Tasty Creations)

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Swisscake Surprise

Swiss Rolls dipped in pancake batter and deed-fried then smothered in blueberry syrup.

(submitted by trofeowatkins)

 How do people come up with this stuff?!

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Devil’s Food Cake Mix

A buttermilk cake using 2 Bags of Reeses topped with a frosting made from 1/2 cup of peanut butter, dark chocolate and heavy cream garnished with Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. 

(submitted by Betty via Bakerella)

 I am 100% sure this comes out of my vagina when I orgasm.